Archive for January, 2005

More KoL Quotes…

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Okay, I’m getting much further along in the Kingdom of Loathing, and I thought that it was time for me to post some more quotes. Here ya’ go:

You’re fighting a drunk goat. This goat is drunk as a skunk. Which means he’s considerably more drunk than a skunk who is as drunk as a goat. It gets the jump on you. It puts an arm (well, hoofed leg) around you and says “I love you, man. You’re my best friend.”

This is some sort of mushroom-looking thing with legs. It doesn’t look particularly dangerous, but looks can be deceiving. Since it also looks deceiving, though, I’m not really sure how you should interpret that.

You eat the White Castle burger. If greasy equals tasty, this is a very tasty burger.

This Guardsman is among the fiercest and most loyal of the Goblin King’s Guards. He’s so big his plate-mail is actually platter-mail.

January 29
The Hermit interface has been redesigned to be a little bit user-friendlier. In other news, “user-friendlier” is now the preferred way of saying “more user-friendly.”

When I hit level seven, I started a clan. It’s called Apple’s iClan. My brother Philip is a member, my nephew Ransom is a member, and several other chaps who are also mac enthusiasts. KoL has turned into a place where I can just spend a half hour and catch up with my brother, and have a few laughs. I may post more quotes in the future, but who knows…

Combat Comment Spam

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Due to Mark’s recent update of anti-spam stuff, I have researched the hundreds of anti-spam plugins for Wordpress and will be trying a few out in the next few weeks… when I understand them and what they do exactly!

We get a lot of comment spam and Wordpress’s built-in spam catchers have caught every single one so far. Way to go Wordpress!

16 week belly

Monday, January 31st, 2005

I’m still in pre-maternity clothes, though they are getting tight. Only hip-huggers still fit.

Lull in the good vibes

Saturday, January 29th, 2005

From about week 13 to now, I have had a lull in the good vibes. What I mean by that is my queasiness abated then completely disappeared only to be replaced by … nothing. My bump hadn’t appeared through clothing, nor did I feel constantly sick-to-my-stomache. At least while nauseaus, I felt pregnant. So, for about three weeks now, I haven’t felt pregnant. Not in the least. Just lazy and picky about eating and fat underneath the skinny clothes. It didn’t help, and doesn’t help, that everyone I run into asks a question then makes a comment: “How far along are you?” “You’re Not Showing At All!” Yes, I am showing, but only Dave and I can tell!

Today, I dressed in a J.CREW tissue top and my old pre-preggo GAP jeans and my belly pooched out above the jeans and below the top. I feel like I’ve finally started to show underneath some of these clothes… and we’re half-way through our 17th week. (While pregnant, don’t count the week until you’ve survived it. So, though we’re 16 weeks along, we’re in the process of completing the 17th week.) Yes, I am one of those ladies who will love the big bump and probably miss the cute clothes I have yet to buy once they don’t fit anymore. I don’t plan on being one of those dumpy-looking pregnant women who only wear HUGE tee-shirts.

I’m still not feeling the little Barnes moving around yet, or maybe I have but don’t know it. I can tell a big difference when I’ve got a cat on my lap. No more belly-enjoing, Samba… gotta stick to the legs. Too much pressure from the cat-feet makes a bladder need to go.

16 Week Update

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

David and I had our 16 week appointment today and here are the stats:

  • blood pressure: 110 over 60
  • baby’s heart rate: 154
  • my weight gain: not a single pound in the last 4 weeks, so negative 4 pounds overall
  • placenta: high, in front

We scheduled our 20 week ultrasound, which apparantly was pre-certified by the insurance company. We will not be finding out the gender unless some kind of freak accident occurs in which the ultrasound tech blurts it out without asking. Though, by watching Peter and Shelley’s ultrasound of Wendy, it’s pretty obvious in places that she’s totally girl. Hopefully the “Little Barnes” will be shy on that day. The ultrasound and next appointment will be on February 23rd, which is pretty darn close to my mom-in-law’s birthday. I know she would love to know boy or girl, but we’ll all just have to be patient and wait until July.

I haven’t knowingly felt the baby move yet, but there is a lot of action in there somehow, either gas or upset tummy or baby, but I can’t tell which it is when something moves and I’ve had a lot of upset tummy lately.

Happy Birthday to my buddy…

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

Mark’s 29 today…hope he’s havin’ a happy Birthday…Jen and I are gonna stop by tonight and drop of his present. I’ll post a link to what I got him, after he gets it, but here’s a preview.

Halo 2

Sunday, January 23rd, 2005

I’ve logged in alot of play time with Halo 2, so I figure it’s about time to write up my thoughts of the game.

Pre-Xbox feelings

As most of you know, I’m an avid Apple fan, and as such, a certain level of irrational contempt for Microsoft has always existed somewhere in my psyche. I can’t tell you how blown away I was when I saw the original Halo demoed for the first time on a PowerMac G4 at MacWorld San Fransisco 2000. I was so happy to be a Mac user, and incredulous that such a fantastic game would be a Mac exclusive. I also can’t tell you the torrent of emotions I experienced when I heard the news that Microsoft bought Bungie. My first thought: “I’ll never be able to play Halo now.”

Fast forward a few years to the release of Xbox and Halo. I wasn’t sure how committed Microsoft would be to the ‘box, and if it would even have enough third party support to give the system a decent library. I already knew that Halo was awesome/amazing/breathtaking, because I’d been anticipating it for so long. However, Halo did not manage to sway my prejudices enough to warrant the purchasing of an Xbox. Interesting side note: Halo was the best selling game on the system every week up until Halo 2 was released, yeah, it’s just that good.

Okay, so Halo 2 is released, Mark gets it along with an Xbox, and I’m hooked. Prejudices are pushed aside; Halo 2 is worth the purchase of an Xbox, said game, and headset communicator. Total pricetag on all new equipment: $229.99. Amount I paid out of pocket after selling many old games a few new ones, and all of my Dreamcast stuff: $7.13.

Impressions of Halo 2

For about two hours after first popped Halo 2 into my ‘box, I didn’t blink. I’ve seen very few games with such polish and beauty. In the past, I’ve never put huge importance on the graphics making a great game. I’ve always touted gameplay over graphics in my choices for favorite games. There is much to be said, however, for a game that is so meticulously detailed (through graphics, sound, story etc.), that you actually feel a part of it’s world while you are playing. Sometimes, I find myself wandering around some of Halo’s huge landscapes just looking at things…random things. For example, the larger multi-player levels usually have some form of crates or boxes lying around. This in and of itself is nothing special, but upon closer inspection, you’ll find that each box has a unique label that is written in a military font, which describes the contents of said crate. Bungie must’ve created hundreds of crate labels for this game. Does it affect gameplay you ask? Not in the least. But, it does bring you more fully into the world of Halo, and makes the game even more believable. On another level, there is a beach. Right next to the water, there is a sign posted warning people not to swim (as if that’s why Master Chief is there in the first place). That’s the only place I’ve seen that sign in the entire game. Someone at Bungie took a few minutes/hours to create that sign, and place it in the beach level. Kudos to Bungie for that level of detail.

Okay, so the graphics are gorgeous, but as stated earlier, gorgeous graphics do not a great game make. Gameplay is paramount. There’s a slight learning curve if you’re unused to: FPS’s on consoles, the Xbox controller (versus GC or PS2 controller), or driving all of the different vehicles (each one has a slightly different control setup). Once into the game, however, you’ll (have to) quickly be able to identify a weapon lying on the ground, pick it up, do a 180 jump, and stick the guy chasing you with a plasma grenade. The single player game is fantastically paced and well balanced. Level design is thoughtful (to put it mildly) and lets the player decided the best way to get through each level. Multiplayer, on the other hand is a mixed bag. Co-op mode rocks my face off. More games should have full blown co-op modes. There’s a System Link mode, aka. LAN, but I can’t imagine toting my Xbox, TV, Receiver, Speakers, and Hub anywhere with much success. Split screen has never been the best way to play versus multiplayer games due to smaller screen sizes, and the ability to view every one else while you are playing. In college we overcame this by fashioning a divider that only allowed you to see either the left or right of the screen, so teaming up was manditory. That solution was neither aesthetically pleasing, nor practical. Microsoft’s solution to this problem: Xbox Live. Halo 2’s single player is an epic adventure with an intense story, but it is in Xbox Live that this game truly shows it’s merit. You get the entire screen to yourself, surround sound, the ability to talk to your friends Via headset/mic, and an online ranking system/web support that must be experienced to be believed. Everything just works the way it should. One of my favorite things is communication during gameplay. You can hear anyone speak if they are within a certain radius of you, and their voice is piped through your speakers (this effect is ultra-cool, if you’ve got 5.1 surround sound). You can also push a button to activate team chat. This will pipe your voice into the headsets of your teamates, no matter the distance. Sure, this leads to the occasional 12 year old shouting obscenties at anyone within earshot, but the trade-offs are well worth it.

Summary

“…it’s so choice, I highly reccomend picking one up, if you have the means.” — Ferris Bueller

Update

I’ve joined a clan made up of a bunch of guys from Freescale Semiconductors. Playing along with a clan is much more enjoyable than just playing with random people. This also helps reduce the number of twelve-year olds on your team, as there are some kind of child labor laws or something in Austin.

Thinking of Lisa

Sunday, January 23rd, 2005

Today is my friend, Lisa’s, due date. She is expecting a boy, Connor, their first. Here’s thinking of you, Lisa, and hoping Connor arrives safely and without a lot of pain!

Bedding? CHECK!

Friday, January 21st, 2005

I randomly ended up at the Super Target where I used to work. I was looking for a $15 iTunes gift card, since we don’t want to purchase any music via the MC/VISA options in the iTunes store… prepaid only for us. It’s the only way to keep our spending in check on music. Being at Target, I had to wander through the various departments and check out their clearances. Working there, I learned that the only way to buy anything at Target was if it was marked down.

Lo. And. Behold.

There it was, screaming at me in all the pastel blue and bright red it could muster. Some green accents, but not overwhelming helped get my attention. As well as the flourescent red price tag! Totally awesome prices, having been marked down multiple times, outweighed the country-ness of the fabric. I decided to have Dave take a look at it. He swung by the S.T. on his way home and gave me a thumbs-up.

Tonight we are the proud owners of crib bedding:

Amy Coe bedding
Only $55!

Crib shopping, take one

Monday, January 17th, 2005

So today, my whole fam is driving down to Austin to go crib shopping. Personally, I think Jer is in it for the free meal or two and to take more pictures of the cats. Dave and I sped-cleaned the apartment (not sped-stashed) thanks to the Keoki Disco Death Race 2000 CD we had pumping through iTunes. Gotta check out track 14 if you ever get that CD. It reminds me of the music in a Lucas Arts computer game I used to play for hours in Chicago on the old blueberry iMac. I digress…

I feel like a tour director with all the possiblities of places to go. I think the first stop will be Baby Depot in the Burlington Coat Factory which happens to be two things: 1. closest to our apartment and 2. the one with the crib I’m liking on display with a floor model. After that, I have no idea where to take them… other than Babies’R'Us which I’m predicting will be p-a-c-k-e-d to tha max.

I’m surprised that the place got as clean as it did with all the dancing that’s been going on this morning. They should be here any minute so I’m gonna go and dust a few last minute things.

Ciao!