More KoL Quotes…
Okay, I’m getting much further along in the Kingdom of Loathing, and I thought that it was time for me to post some more quotes. Here ya’ go:
You’re fighting a drunk goat. This goat is drunk as a skunk. Which means he’s considerably more drunk than a skunk who is as drunk as a goat. It gets the jump on you. It puts an arm (well, hoofed leg) around you and says “I love you, man. You’re my best friend.”
This is some sort of mushroom-looking thing with legs. It doesn’t look particularly dangerous, but looks can be deceiving. Since it also looks deceiving, though, I’m not really sure how you should interpret that.
You eat the White Castle burger. If greasy equals tasty, this is a very tasty burger.
This Guardsman is among the fiercest and most loyal of the Goblin King’s Guards. He’s so big his plate-mail is actually platter-mail.
January 29
The Hermit interface has been redesigned to be a little bit user-friendlier. In other news, “user-friendlier” is now the preferred way of saying “more user-friendly.”
When I hit level seven, I started a clan. It’s called Apple’s iClan. My brother Philip is a member, my nephew Ransom is a member, and several other chaps who are also mac enthusiasts. KoL has turned into a place where I can just spend a half hour and catch up with my brother, and have a few laughs. I may post more quotes in the future, but who knows…